Our Backyard
July 25th, 2006Although not perfect, our backyard was the best one in the neighborhood for baseball. It was rectangular in shape causing the distance between first and third to be considerably shortened. This produced a rather elongated diamond, narrowing the playing field, and enabling us to reduce our rosters by one infielder and one outfielder. The distance from one end to the other was just about the limit of an eleven or twelve year old’s ability to hit the ball so thumping a homer bestowed a legitimate sense of accomplishment.
The neighbors on one side were an older retired couple and they never minded us jumping their fence to retrieve foul balls. As a matter of fact, frequently old man Collins would come out in his backyard just to watch us and when a good play was made, it was extremely gratifying to be on the receiving end of one of his resounding “attaboys”.
Once in a while he would volunteer to call balls and strikes but his pretty good eye tended to deteriorate as the innings progressed and his consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon increased. His participation made for a much more entertaining game and we never seemed to mind as his strike zone became increasingly unpredictable. It was equally irregular for both sides. There was always his version of the seventh inning stretch which occurred when his cooler ran a little low or his bladder a little full, and I’m convinced that had we ever gone into extra innings, it could have seriously affected his ability to negotiate the short distance home.
The neighbors on the other side provided both a swimming pool and one of our most reliable players, Skipper Barnes. He may have been the most mature twelve year old God ever made and as such was held in high esteem by every adult in the neighborhood. Sadly, he increased parental expectations for the rest of us. Always the peacemaker, any significant loss of temper during competition would end his participation, which would of course cost all of us the ritual after game swim.
After the final out we all followed Skipper to his backyard and dutifully listened to the ceremonial instructions on pool behavior from either his mom or dad. We all knew better than to break the rules as it was a quick ticket home.
The swim was only half the fun as Mr. Barnes was inclined to feed us all afterward. He would insist we call our parents for permission first and let them know that he was serving us a healthy meal of steak and potatoes with a frozen dessert. Actually, the main course almost always consisted of hot dogs, burgers and chips, and dessert was either popsicles or ice cream sandwiches. Mr. Barnes explained that it was only a slight stretch of the truth as hot dogs were “tube steaks”, burgers were chopped steak and chips were made from potatoes.
All of us in Queen Anne’s County know we also have a great backyard. It’s rich in prime farmland, picturesque rivers and streams, and pristine woodlands. Our countryside is dotted with charming towns, abundant in history, and each one with a strong sense of community.
Some of our current government officials perceive development as a quick source of cash and have no problem allowing special interests to line their pockets along the way. A number of the current candidates will no doubt follow their example, refusing to acknowledge the horrific impacts to our environment, our rural heritage and our quality of life.
We are not defenseless against these people. There are a number of good candidates who share our values and our desire to protect them. It is important that we learn as much as we can about each and every candidate. In particular, we must carefully examine their actions and their motivations. After all, it’s our backyard.
Sveinn C. Storm

